kamen rider gaim, the musical! featuring smash hits such as:
and so many more!
kaito and kouta playing the most intense, the most serious ever, game of go fish.
they’re down to a last few cards. kouta is in the lead. peco is standing behind kouta, trying to give signals to kaito over which cards he has. kaito ignores them, the strong do not need help from cheaters because he is STRONG enough and POWERFUL enough to win this on his own
got any twos, kaito?
only the weak would have twos, kazuraba. go fish.
kouta draws the two. he sets down his final pair. the game is over, kaito has lost. his strength has failed him, he leans back in his chair and looks out the window. today was not his victory, but it was just a minor battle. the real war was still at hand.
seriously everyone has these dark and dreary kamen rider gaim AUs and headcanons and then there are mine
1. mitsuzane gets turned into a kiwi and everyone but takatora notices
2. kouta once taped his eyelids to his forehead trying to stay up waiting for santa and ended up ripping off his eyebrows when he fell asleep
3. ryouma shaved off one of takatora’s eyebrows in college. takatora responded in a way that ryouma won’t ever talk about
4. zack and peco trade names for a week and confuse kaito, who to this point had been calling them “minion 1 and 2”
5. rat got his (nick)name because he had a really gnarly rat tail and yuuya had to convince him to cut it off because PLEASE RAT THIS IS NOT THE 90s
6. takatora used to sock skate in his office until he ran into the window and was forced to explain to someone why he needed new glass in there and why the outline was of his face
7. kaito is a huge fan of les mis and was saddened that the zawame theater didn’t have it so he protested by changing baron’s colors from ALL BLACK STRENGTH AND POWER to red and black
8. chucky, oddly enough, is not a fan of horror movies so when asked about child’s play she has no idea what you’re saying
We may need to RP that, just sayin’
GIRL I AM ALL /OVER/ rping takatora trying to take about pride with his brother, the kiwi.
who is so unhappy because takatora put him in a sweater that only has a head hole so he can’t walk or move around so he just kinda rolls on the desk and shrieks.
one times takatora bought him a tube to crawl though but micchiwi was too chubby and got stuck and takatora had to shove him out but his arm got stuck too so someone walked in to see takatora with his arm in a plastic pipe and kiwi butt sticking out the other end
yeaaaah those are my kind of gaim headcanons